Any
$1000-1500/month (based on experience)
TBD
Jan 15, 2025
WANTED: Web Developer Who Actually Executes
(No "it's almost ready" types... we need RESULTS)
Listen up...
We don't need another developer who:
• Disappears for days
• Makes excuses about "scope"
• Needs 47 meetings to update a button
• Says "that's impossible" to everything
We need someone who:
GETS. IT. DONE.
Here's the deal:
You'll be building:
• High-converting landing pages
• Custom Shopify stores
• WordPress sites that don't suck
• Pages that actually load fast
• Stuff that works on mobile
Required Tech Stack:
• HTML/CSS/JavaScript (obviously)
• Shopify (liquid templates)
• WordPress (deep knowledge)
• Git (version control)
• Basic PHP
• Mobile-first mentality
But here's what REALLY matters:
You need to be the type who:
• Finds solutions, not problems
• Meets deadlines WITHOUT excuses
• Tests shit before saying "done"
• Knows how to optimize for speed
• Can work with designers WITHOUT crying
Bonus points if you:
• Understand conversion principles
• Know basic SEO requirements
• Can explain tech stuff simply
• Have experience with APIs
• Actually test on real devices
The Interview Process:
1. Show us your portfolio
(Real, LIVE sites only... no "coming soon")
2. Quick video telling us:
- Your biggest development win
- Hardest problem you solved
- How you handle tight deadlines
3. Paid test project
($150 to build a custom landing page)
What you get:
• $
• Work from home
• Flexible hours
• Growth opportunities
• Access to our dev tools
• Regular training
WARNING:
If you're the type who says:
"But that's not how I usually do it..."
Please don't apply.
We respect processes.
But we WORSHIP results.
Ready to build shit that actually launches?
Follow these instructions exactly.
Applications that don't = deleted.